I hate people (and other short stories <== thanks Kevin).

Well, the new semester hasn't even started yet (though it does tomorrow morning) and already I'm stressed out and pissed off. Want to know why? People, that's why. There's one person in particular that's really been annoying the fuck out of me. As usual, I will refrain from naming her, but if you know/hang out with me, it's obvious. Anyways, she's a bitch, and I don't like her. She lived with a couple of my good friends freshman year or some shit, and her boyfriend just dumped her a couple weeks ago or something, and for some reason she decided to latch onto our group of friends. Now, that would be fine...if she was a completely different person and didn't act how she does. First off, she's depressed or something and cries a lot. In public, even. I kind of felt bad for her the first time (not really), but after she started balling in the middle of a friendly outing to Steak and Shake, it really started pissing me off. I mean, come on, it makes everybody uncomfortable and brings the whole group down. Go cry by yourself. At this point you're probably thinking, "Geez Brian, have some compassion". Sorry, I reserve my compassion for people that deserve it. Everytime we go out, this chick complains about hanging out with us. Let me reiterate that. SHE latched unto our group and calls us incessantly, then she sits there and bitches about hanging out with us. Seriously. I remember a certain example of this (again, at the Steak). She sat there the entire time leaning on one of her arms with a disgusted look on her face saying stuff like "Ugh, why am I hanging out with you guys?", rolling her eyes, and sighing loudly while eating her fries that she was lucky to not have shoved up her nose by me. If you don't like hanging out with us, THEN FUCK OFF AND DON'T HANG OUT WITH US. She even wrote a blog entry (or several) that apparently complained about us (haha) and blah blah (Anthony and Frank saw them, related them to me), BUT SHE DELETED THEM. At least have the balls to leave up what you write...and don't hang out with us. She's also one of those bitches that says shit like "Guys are so stupid", "Boys are all (insert adjective)", and all that happy horse shit. I'm not even going to get started on this topic (yet), but know that the next woman that says this to me is going to get punched in the face. Equality, bitch. Ok, this next one will be the final anecdote since this post is getting way long. Me, Alicia, and, uh, HER, are in Anthony's car driving home from the Steak. If you don't know us, you should know at this point that we joke around and pick on each other A LOT. It's what we do, we all know it's in good fun, and we enjoy it. So we're in the car, and Anthony and I made some joke about Alicia being drunk or something, and this fucking bitch starts going off about how we shouldn't pick on Alicia to the effect of something like this: "Don't pick on Alicia! If you pick on Alicia, I'll stab you!" Now, the stabbing part doesn't really bother me; I already figured she was psycho (and if she really tries to stab me, I'll drop kick her in the face). BUT DON'T FUCKING TELL ME NOT TO JOKE AROUND WITH MY FRIEND OF SEVERAL YEARS THAT YOU'VE KNOW FOR 4 DAYS YOU INTERLOPING BITCH. Anyways, I'm tired of writing about this, so I guess that's it for now. Notice that I won't be deleting this post like a pansy.