Worthless People Here at IU

Well, as per my normal blog-topic tendencies, I've decided to write an entry about people that I find to be worthless, incompetent, and/or ineffective at whatever they are supposed to do here at good ol' Indiana University.
~Residence Hall Janitorial Staff~
Ok, I'm going to start off with these completely and utterly lazy and useless fuckwads. Of course, I can't speak about all of the janitors, but I sure as hell can (and am going to) rant about the losers that work here in Asthon. Now, I can hear you now saying "Oh Brian, don't be so mean; just because they're janitors doesn't mean they're losers!" True. What makes them losers is the fact that they don't do their fucking jobs and opt, instead, to sit around being creepy (and nasty). If you would like proof of their worthlessness and ineptness at CLEANING STUFF (because it's so fucking hard), simply come step into Ashton Vos. The place is filthy. More proof? Look in the bathroom; you'll find toilets that haven't been cleaned in weeks, shower stalls with mold and fungus growing in them, lightbulbs that have been burned out for about a week, emply toilet paper and paper towel dispensers, and empty hand soap dispensers (and you have to offer a sacrifice to get those refilled). Moreover, it is extremely rare that I actually see them working. Take today, for instance, and this is what I see pretty much everyday. This morning when I was leaving for class, the janitors were outside smoking. Ok, that's fine. When I came back from class? They were sitting in the first floor lounge looking like two blue-shirt wearing, flesh-colored bean bag chairs. Ok, maybe they're just taking another break. A half hour later, I walk downstairs to go out to my car. They're still sitting there. About another half hour later, I walk down to get some water from the water fountain...they're sitting in the third floor lounge doing nothing. So then I go to eat, and they're back down in the first floor lounge. When I came back from eating just a little while ago, one of them was gone, but the other was sitting at the table in the first floor lounge reading the phone book....Now, I say "reading the phone book" because he wasn't looking up somone's number, no, he was reading the stuff at the front of the book. GET OFF YOUR DISGUSTING, LAZY, DIRTY ASS AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. Sorry. I could go on about these shit-lickers for hours, but I have other morons to get to.
~UITS~
I abhor the UITS "Support Center" at the Info Commons at the library. They sit behind their little desk and look at you and talk to you like you're a fucking tourist from the paleolithic era and they invented the Internet. Now, I already hated these people simply because they look like fucks, and friends had told me about how stupid and worthless they are. I was in the library trying to get the printer utility to work on my iBook to no avail. I had checked every setting and set it up according to the instructions on the UITS Knowledge Base, but it still didn't work. With seemingly no other options, I decided, hey, why not, I'll go ask them. Couldn't hurt, right...GRRR. I went to ask them, told the guy (there was also a girl, and I'll tell you now, she's a bitch, but she was helping someone when I first walked up) that I had checked the Knowledge Base, and the utility still wasn't working. So what did he do? He spent 15 minutes staring at the instructions on the Knowledge Base before he told me that he didn't know. Then the girl, err, the bitch, having finished wasting someone else's time, turned to me and with the snottiest, most condescending look and tone said "Psht, does he have it connected to the internet?" Please note that she was looking at me, a mere foot and a half away, while she said this to her partner in stupidity. After making similar bitchy remarks and queries which she tried to disguise as IT help, what did she do? She looked on Knowledge Base. At this point I said "Forget about it" and walked away. It was a total waste of my time, but it was nice to see the morons squirm, especially when I mentioned terms and ideas that I don't think they understood. These fuckwads are completely useless, and I will tell them so the next chance I get.
~IUPD~
Finally, and yes I know this is long, so I'll keep this one short, we have the IUPD. Total fuckwads. They walk around like they're gods and apparently gods that have a vendetta against all students. They stare at you regardless of what you're doing as though you were a convicted grandmother-murdering pedophile. They spend a whole lot of time creating an uncomfortable environment for the students and busting parties (oh no!) while failing to stop things like, uh, let's see, stalkers breaking into residence halls, rapes, muggings, and shootings (a short list of stuff that's happened since I've been here). Great work IUPD, you worthless sons of bitches. Anyways, I'm tired of thinking about all these fuckwads, so I'm out. Later.